You’ve always been such a dirty boy. Whenever you come in for your check-ups, I notice it – how disheveled you are, your personal hygiene habits, that smell…how unseemly! It was only time before someone straightened you out. I’ve been wanting to clean you up since I met you…from the inside out. You’ll feel yourself filled up and filled up and filled up, and I’m going to make sure you hold it until you can barely stand it any longer.